Naughty Knicker Box

I do love a bit of knicker and panty shopping. Nothing like finding that perfect little number that makes a women feel sexy and confident. I hate shoe shopping and would take sexy knicker strolling anytime. And cracking open a new untouched 5 pack of knickers and getting that new smell. Oh yes. May be hard being a women but often worth it.

And the reason for this topic as I sit her with a glass of wine and Phil Collins on the box, today I went out a shopping determined to find a nice bra and some extra knickers. Mainly because one of my old trusted bra's died a heroic death keeping me jiggle free. Not a date night bra, but was faithful to the end and sadly required a replacement. All I wanted was a simple bra. But oh no. I go shopping and come away with a sexy bra and knicker set for £6.

Yup I picked this lovely number but in mid blue. And the knickers round the back near the top have a lace up bit with black ribbon like on the front of the bra. Naturally tried it on when I got home. And I got a 5 pack of knickers for £5. Score.

Now these are so far not my fave set. My fave set which I love is a Breast Cancer support Bra and pants set, 15% going to cancer research. Bright pink, low cut, with white lace and knickers show (creatively of course) in full my rear bumpers. Knickers I do not wear often but the bra I love. It's the only bra that fits perfectly, keeps me perked and absorbs a lot of jiggle and goes great with any tight tee/shirt. I love it.

Now the one bad thing I had today, and I am sure we have all been there. I could not find the right size. Now I am a 32 D and trying to find a nice 32 D bra is like finding a virgin in an orgy. Virtually no one does them apart from Debenhams and maybe M&S. So had to settle for a 34 D, thou fits comfortably round the rib cage.

My own mum has found the perfect bra, yet one wire from one cup is gone but she stills wear it because it is the best she has had in a long time. Aren't we a fickle gender. 

I am hoping for a man to see my sets, thou admittedly I buy for me. But wouldn't say no to purchasing this:

For the right and well behaved little boy wanting a late night treat. That he has earned of course.

Counting the days till I will go out buying again. A few of my bra's are coming to an end shortly, so who knows. I continue to window shop.

Both of the items displayed on the page are from Peacocks

Yours

Secret Virgin

Everyone else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Don't know how many have seen this. I got reminded about it this morning. I saw it years ago but is worth sharing again.

Original video on Albino Blacksheep.com


Enjoy

Yours
Secret Virgin

The Tasteless Chat Up!

Yes we have all had it happen at least once. Your in a bar/club/social event and some guy/girl comes up to you with a chat line they think will get your panties off faster then a hurricane can and you end up getting a line that makes you either laugh or run for the door.

Some bad chat up memories came to light this morning after reading this article from Yahoo! Dating on How to Avoid Flirting Disaster

There are questionable points on there but the point about "Watch What You Say" is the one I am interested in. And I am here today to share my experience in VERY bad chat up lines.

Two big ones come to mind immediately. Both funnily enough were while I was at University.

This one happened on a night out for my Birthday and it was just me and a few mates, me being the only single one. We are in a bar and a guy wanders up with a drink in each hand (Both were for him, he made that clear) very much on the way to being totally wasted. He then learns I am the only single and celebrating my birthday, and then tries to sign me up to the Universities Sports Association and join a club, hoping to get my number that way. I naturally am already a member of the association but the guy was so far gone he kept trying to persuade me.

This may not be a extremely bad chat up, but definitely a weird way of hooking up with someone is getting rat arsed and then try and get them to join a club that you are already a part of. Would of been a funny story if he was sober and didn't shut up.

Bad line 2 is a major OMG moment.

Again in a bar. Large middle-eastern guy walks up to me. Says I am hot, got a great figure, I do something to him ect. Of course my head is saying yeah OK that's not new mate. Anyway next thing he is going on about him and his mates are studying Dentistry at Manchester University, and they are making a film.

SV's Head: ....OK bit wierd but there could be a good explanation behind it like a promo for the department ect....

Him: "I think you would be good in it"

SV's head: ....OK getting weirder....

Him: "You're the type of girl we need"

SV's Head: ....Um.....

Him: "I think you have the 'talent' for it"

SV's Head: ......OK RED ALERT.......

Him: "It will be on the internet, what do you think? Interested?"

Me: Um let me think about it, um got to find a friend, yeah that's it, I think she went that way.
SV's Head: OK were is the nearest exit?

Seriously did he think that chat up would work?!

I don't think I will ever have someone approach me and top that little gem. I know it was a slut's and pimps fancy dress night but didn't think I looked that easy.

Keep to the basics please.

Yours
Secret Virgin

10 Things Men Shouldn't Do In The Delivery Room

Read this on Yahoo! and found it funny and somewhat disturbing that men do some of these things. Read carefully men, good idea not to do any of the following or you will end up in the next ward.

1. Express boredom

Labour can be long, sometimes unfortunately lasting for days. Sighing, looking at your watch, pretending to fall asleep or verbally expressing how bored you are is a definite no-no during any part of labour. Husbands and partners, take note, how ever long labour seems for you, it seems five times longer for your partner. With each hour that passes, your boredom increases, but for her each hour brings more pain, more exhaustion and more frustration as your baby makes its entrance into the world. If you're bored, go for a walk around the block. And remember, you can take time out, she can't. 

2. Sit on your Blackberry/iPhone/Laptop

Sitting and worrying about the meeting you are missing at work, or talking endlessly on your phone is going to annoy everyone, especially your wife who'll be in pain listening to you chatting about strategies and forcasts. Being at your child's birth is a special experience that will probably happen only a few times in your life, so turn your phone off and focus on helping your partner through what is undoubtedly one of the most difficult things she'll ever go through. 

3. Panic

If you're squeamish or don't like blood you need to talk about this before your partner starts labouring. The last thing the midwives need is another patient; you hyperventilating in the corner. Staying calm is going to help your partner's labour, but if she sees you panicking she'll panic herself. If you are finding it too much (it's OK to feel this by the way) go for a quick stroll outside, get some fresh air and a cup of tea, rather than sweating it out. 

4. Flirt with the midwives

Just so wrong in every way. Even joke flirting isn't going to cut it. Midwives are there to make sure that your partner and baby enter the world as safely as possible. They are often understaffed and have worked an all-night shift. The last thing they need is you and your one-liners. 

5. Look disgusted, or worse, retch

Labour isn't pretty. There's blood and gunk and sometimes poo. Looking disgusted or verbalising how grossed out you are is absolutely not on. Nor is telling your partner off for grunting or screaming. (Believe me, a woman in labour CANNOT control the sounds that come out of her mouth).

6. Get annoyed with her

The midwives are telling her to push, you're telling her to push, the tea lady is telling her to push… if she isn't doing what is being asked, it's not because she's trying to be clever, or lazy or indolent, she's exhausted. Even her eyelashes are tired. Give her a break and try to understand what she is feeling; having a go at her isn't going to speed labour up. 

7. Say inappropriate things

Like, 'can you put an extra stitch in', whilst she's being stitched up following an episiotomy. Or 'I can see the head… only joking, I can't see anything but xxx'. The labour ward isn't really the time for your stand up comedy routine.

8. Think you know better

Unless you are absolutely convinced it's in your partner's best interests, don't argue with the midwives or your partner. They've seen millions of babies being born and most of the time they DO know best, so respect their opinions and try not to play doctor. 

9. Not turn up

Unless you've discussed it with your partner and it's been decided another birth partner would be more suitable than you, (her mum or sister for example) this really is a drop-everything situation. Even if this is your big presentation moment at work, or your team makes the FA Cup Final, if your partner needs you at the birth, be there. 

10. Making the 'birth film'

Unless your partner has specifically requested your videoing skills, don't try to make your directorial debut with the birth video. Trying to get a good shot will probably mean you are in everyone's way whilst your baby is being delivered, not to mention that you'll miss the actual moment by being stuck behind a camera. Your partner will be in no position to argue with you about what you are filming, and she's not only at a very vulnerable point in her life, she's also bright red in the face, exhausted, she's likely to have been up for 24 hours and not wearing many clothes. She could well be grunting or screaming. Would you want to be filmed like this? Having said that, there is nothing wrong with filming at a few carefully chosen (calm) moments away from the action and if you do film the actual moment of birth, do not (and I repeat) DO NOT show it to anyone else. This is for the two of you to enjoy, not your office, or for Grandparents, or saved for your new baby's 18th birthday. 

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Yours 

Secret Virgin

Dashboard problems

Something has been bought to my attention. Apprently some can't access the blog via the blogger dashboard. If you are having this issue, unfollow and then follow again it should correct the issue - http://secretvirgindiaries.blogspot.com/

New followers shouldn't have this issue.

Technology hey. Can't live it or without it. Bit like sex.

Yours

Secret Virgin

Social Virgin Networking

Considering in creating a twitter and/or facebook account to tie in with the blog. Maybe reach a few more people. Don't know, I already have official accounts elsewhere for other reasons like business ect.

Will have to consider. Hmmmmmm.

Yours

Secret Virgin